Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you would pick up someone in the library
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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