Nicole vs. Life
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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