Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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