I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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