: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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