...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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