5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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