I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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