People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts