I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!