turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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