I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
then he tried to convert me to islam
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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