is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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