ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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