I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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