so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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