Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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