I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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