thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize