ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
In America we eat man semen.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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