that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
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I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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