a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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