that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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