Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
