two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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