no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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