its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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