3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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