I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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