we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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