And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You're like the curious george of whores
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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