Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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