Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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