When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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