its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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