so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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