its not stalking. its research.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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