im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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