I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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