Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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