I'm really into asian looking animals
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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