i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I came so hard my ears popped.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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