Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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