ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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