Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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