I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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