this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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