Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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