She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
how drunk are you?
Several
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
