haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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