apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize