i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm at about main and main street
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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