thus making me awesome and them whores
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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