It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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